"Oh yeah, that really made the kids think I was cool," he snorts, already mostly through his pile of slices and thinking about going over for more.

"Teenagers are super impressed by secret identities you can't tell anyone about. Then you get to be a scrawny nerd but also a scrawny nerd who quit all his extracurriculars for no good reason. But hey, it's kinda cool you saved me when I was little, yeah? Ben and May were so mad but I just thought Iron Man was like, was just it. I was so star struck."