"Oh, apparently I totally almost did die," Peter mumbles around a mouthful of crust as he remembers last second to wipe his greasy fingers on his pile of napkins and not like, his pants.

"Got separated from Ben when everything went crazy and one of those robot guys flew up and you or one of your suits showed up and blew the guy to hell. I was a dumb little shit and thought my Iron Man costume was real. But man, I talked about it non stop for a week at school and none of the kids believed me at all."